Thursday, 3 April 2008

Lurch smashes his own personal world record...

Date: Thur April 3rd
Location: Gunpowder Park
Participants: Lurchio

Just finished another gunpowder loop, again with a disconcertingly sore left calf; managed to cut shoelace stops to just the once this time, though hindered my overall time by dropping all my change over the park grass, scrabbling around like a fool picking up the queen. Got back slightly disappointed as thought I was slower than last time, only when I checked time back at the office did I realise I'm in with a chance of beating Heather Mills in a head to head. Lopped 15 seconds off my pb for this particular walk.
On the way round was thinking about John and Shayne and the imminent arrival of little David Boon on Saturday morning, will it come out holding a lager? Maybe Sumo and lil' Sumo can try and beat Boon's record of 72 tinnies on a flight from Brisbane to London later this year. I was also contemplating an article I read at the weekend where robots will satisfy humans unfulfilled sexual needs by the year 2050. Seeing as I'll be 81 by then I'm not sure I'll bother saving up.

Daniel.

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